I need to come clean about this. The American Girls collection is pretty much responsible for my ability to read, and even though Samantha was my favorite — she was rich and lived in the city, ate petite fours and had her maid churn her ice cream  — I got the Kirsten doll because, and I quote, “I like Samantha, she has the nicest clothes and the best furniture, but she has THOSE BROWN EYES.”

Dear Megan,

I have checked pricing at the DVD Warehouse and the cost of replacing your lost movies with new ones is as follows:

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay $7.95
Waterworld $4.95
Journey to the Centre of the Earth $9.95
Logan’s Run $12.95

This totals $35.80 so I would rather pay that than the $82 late fee. I have no idea why Logan’s Run is the most expensive of the four movies as it was definitely the worst. Have you seen it? I wouldn’t pay $12.95 for that. I would use the money to buy a good movie instead. Probably something with Steven Segal in it. The entire premise comprised of living a utopian and carefree lifestyle with only three drawbacks - wearing seventies jumpsuits, living in what looks like a giant shopping centre and not being allowed to live past thirty.

http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html